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Luckylibbet
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Date: 3/18/09 0:48 AM Never mind.
-- Edited on 3/18/09 1:17 AM -- ------
It never gets easier, you just go faster. Greg LeMond
The hand is the window on to the mind. Immanuel Kant
Suo ergo maledico (I sew, therefore I swear)
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nancy2001
 
Intermediate
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Date: 3/18/09 8:54 AM There once was a girl with a stash
Who decided to sell them for cash
So she sorted huge piles
Into colors and styles
Till they crushed her to death when they crashed ------
The essence of life is statistical improbability on a colossal scale.
Richard Dawkins Next page>> |
BeeBeeSew
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Date: 3/18/09 10:02 AM I once had a Pfaff that just died,
So I sat in floor and just cried.
Then I picked up my azz,
Bought a Viking Topaz,
DH got the bill, but just sighed. Next page>> |
tourist
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Date: 3/18/09 10:28 AM While sewing a beautiful dress
I saw that I made such a mess!
My dining room space
Was such a disgrace
I came to PR to confess.
I LOVE limericks! Next page>> |
tourist
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Date: 3/18/09 10:33 AM When I first came to Pattern Review
As a sewer, I wasn't so new.
But I learned so much stuff -
FBA's and hip "fluff."
That my knowledge and stash grew and grew! Next page>> |
PVA
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OR USA
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Date: 3/18/09 11:23 AM 
I love limericks, too! ------
PVA (Pat) "A girl can't have too many scissors!"
If I don't have time to do it right, when will I have time to do it over? Next page>> |
nancy2001
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Date: 3/18/09 11:47 AM Any woman can dress like the Queen
In Versace, Chanel, Geoffrey Beene
All it takes is a zipper
And a little thread snipper
And a ten thousand dollar machine ------
The essence of life is statistical improbability on a colossal scale.
Richard Dawkins Next page>> |
nancy2001
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Date: 3/18/09 12:32 PM An eager young seamstress so pert
Decided to sew talk and flirt
With her customer's son
Well, they had so much fun
She stitched his sleeve to her skirt. ------
The essence of life is statistical improbability on a colossal scale.
Richard Dawkins Next page>> |
SewLil
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Date: 3/18/09 1:57 PM OMG Nancy! These are awesome! Next page>> |
Joan1954
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Date: 3/18/09 2:51 PM
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| When I first came to Pattern Review As a sewer, I wasn't so new. But I learned so much stuff - FBA's and hip "fluff." That my knowledge and stash grew and grew! |
Love it!! That does about sum it up, doesn't it? 
(Not so sure I'm happy that I've learned the term "fluff," though!)
-- Edited on 3/18/09 2:52 PM -- ------
When we dismiss or deny the hopes of others, we forget that they, like us, have only one chance in this life. ~Alexander McCall Smith (speaking via Mma Ramotswe in Tea Time for the Traditionally Built, book 10 of The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency series)
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Current image: Woman Sewing, Caroline Augusta Lord, c. late 1890's, oil on canvas; University of Cincinnati Fine Arts Collection Next page>> |
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