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Date: 3/18/09 0:48 AM

Never mind.
-- Edited on 3/18/09 1:17 AM --

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Suo ergo maledicto

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary. - Steve Jobs

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Date: 3/18/09 8:54 AM

There once was a girl with a stash
Who decided to sell them for cash
So she sorted huge piles
Into colors and styles
Till they crushed her to death when they crashed

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No sewing project is ever a complete success nor a total failure.

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Date: 3/18/09 10:02 AM

I once had a Pfaff that just died,
So I sat in floor and just cried.
Then I picked up my azz,
Bought a Viking Topaz,
DH got the bill, but just sighed.

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Date: 3/18/09 10:28 AM

While sewing a beautiful dress
I saw that I made such a mess!
My dining room space
Was such a disgrace
I came to PR to confess.

I LOVE limericks!

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Date: 3/18/09 10:33 AM

When I first came to Pattern Review
As a sewer, I wasn't so new.
But I learned so much stuff -
FBA's and hip "fluff."
That my knowledge and stash grew and grew!

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http://bgballroom.wordpress.com to follow the progress on my next ballgown.

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Date: 3/18/09 11:23 AM





I love limericks, too!

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PVA (Pat)  "A girl can't have too many scissors!"
If I don't have time to do it right, when will I have time to do it over?

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Date: 3/18/09 11:47 AM

Any woman can dress like the Queen
In Versace, Chanel, Geoffrey Beene
All it takes is a zipper
And a little thread snipper
And a ten thousand dollar machine

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Date: 3/18/09 12:32 PM

An eager young seamstress so pert
Decided to sew talk and flirt
With her customer's son
Well, they had so much fun
She stitched his sleeve to her skirt.

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Date: 3/18/09 1:57 PM

OMG Nancy! These are awesome!

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Date: 3/18/09 2:51 PM

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When I first came to Pattern Review As a sewer, I wasn't so new. But I learned so much stuff - FBA's and hip "fluff." That my knowledge and stash grew and grew!

Love it!! That does about sum it up, doesn't it?
(Not so sure I'm happy that I've learned the term "fluff," though!)

-- Edited on 3/18/09 2:52 PM --

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