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The Disappearance of Diningroomseamstress
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Date: 4/23/10 0:31 AM

This is Melinda in Tulsa, reporting to you from station WPRN news.. seems there have been some recent turn of events at PR.. I am sending my pigeons out to bring you back bird brain reports and up to the minute information .. stay tuned..

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Date: 4/23/10 0:33 AM

Reported as a missing person.. diningroomseamstress..aka bedroomseamstress,, aka crazy casino lady.

Police took a report this morning on the perp. Neighbors reported that have witnessed a lot of paper and stamps being hauled into the suspects house recently. Investigators fear she may be tied in with a counterfeiting ring.. and has met with foul play... as things smell awfully foul..

If you see this woman, or hear of her whereabouts..do not approach her.. She may be armed with punches and could be dangerous.

Detectives spoke with her DH Pete. who is exploring the possibility she escaped in some christmas boxes recently put away for the season.

Friends are concerned she has been smothered in her vehicle by a large haul.

Reports at noon and six..

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Date: 4/23/10 0:35 AM

Police learned just a few moments ago, that said Diningroomseamstress, is a member of many underground yahoo groups.. Among those a group known as PR..or Panty Review.
This group has been very active in covert activities recently. A lot of infighting of the membership was discovered by investigators and authorities are looking into the possibility she may have come to her demise as a result of a posting.
It has been noted that she now has access to scissors and needles..

Please do not approach this dangerous woman.. Report her to the local FBI office if you know of her whereabout.. that is FABRIC BUREAU OF Instigators.. SHE is a KNOWN ENABLER.. and so therefore cannot be trusted.

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Date: 4/23/10 0:37 AM

Police now fear the worse in the disappearance of a woman who calls herself diningroomseamstress.
News reports have quoted neighbors as stating that the suspect had spread rumors about taking a vacation.. However, friends say that is highly unlikely.
She may have finally broken from all the stress.. said a good friend.
We do know she was packing up some personal belongings recently, but claimed to be moving them once again to the diningroom.. Looking back on this.. it doesn't make too much sense at her age. said another friend.. well, okay, the same friend..
Maybe she is just out looking for another friend. I am expecting a haul report at any time..said said friend.

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Date: 4/23/10 0:40 AM

Fire and rescue have requested an ambulance be dispatched to the local Joeanns store in the town of the missing diningroomseamstress..
A clerk at the store discovered a body of a woman shortly after opening the store this morning. Apparently covered by bolts of fabric.she was barely breathing when found.

Police are looking into the possibility that Diningroomseamstress was using either her counterfeit monies, or the recent casino haul to purchase some stash and apparently became greedy at seeing the sale prices.

The manager at Joeanns has gone on record as saying that although they appreciate the enthusiasm of the customer.. the sale coupon cannot be honored after the sale date.

The woman is being transported to the local hospital, where she will remain under police guard until her identity is confirmed.

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Date: 4/23/10 0:42 AM

Hospital authorities are reporting that the body of the woman recently brought into the emergency room from the local Joeanns store is severely undernourished.
Upon this news neighbors and friend did confirm that groceries often ran low in the home..and the suspect did not cook as much as they rest of us do.

She use to only sew, sew, sew.. complained her family.. but recently has taken up papercrafting too..

Charges of spousal neglect may be pending.. It is unclear at the time which spouse will be charged.

The manager at the Joeanns store where the body was discovered sends her condolenses, and wishes the customer to know that patterns will be on sale next week.

-- Edited on 4/23/10 0:45 AM --

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Date: 4/23/10 0:45 AM

Further investigation into the disappearance of diningroomseamstress has led authorities back to the group known as PR.

When initial reports were made..it was discovered that many members of this group have recently disappeared. Authorities are now looking for another member ,,known only as Mufffet. a Mufffet has not reported for work recently her employer was quoted.. She told us she had an emergency.. Now what kind of mild mannered librarian has emergencies exclaimed her co workers..

We highly suspect these two PR members may be on a lark of some sort together.

Other names of missing PR members have been noted.. Authoriites have no explanation at this time as to why this is happening. But rather think boredom may be the cause.

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Date: 4/23/10 0:48 AM

Police are questioning a third suspect in the disappearances of diningroomseamstress and Mufffet.

Apparently it was discovered that another member of that underground group PR was acquainted with both subjects.. Poorpigling denies having anything to do with the disappearance of either suspects, but is offering to speak with investigators in exchange for complete immunity and a hobby lobby fifty percent off coupon.

In other news , the woman believed to be DRS, has awoke at the hospital, however she is claiming amnesia at the present time.. and also refusing to talk without a fifty percent off hobby lobby coupon. Mighty suspicious that both poorpigling and the victim are wanting these coupons at this time stated police investigators.
Nurses are quoted they do not believe that the patient actually has amnesia.. She sure remembered what she ordered for lunch the head nurse Larisa was quoted as saying.

Police are also investigating the disappearance of a sewing machine in Seattle. that may have at one time been owned by the suspect known as Mufffet.

-- Edited on 4/23/10 1:52 AM --

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Date: 4/23/10 0:50 AM

Police have hauled in another suspect in the disappearance of many PR members..

GL Butterfly was apprehended at noon today in CA.. Authorities believe she may be the gang leader in this whole mess.

In the meantime.. poorpigling is denying of any knowledge of any of these people.. Someone clearly stole my passwords and is impersonated me she was quoted as saying. Police are wanting to speak with poorpigling again.. but her lawyers have stated she is busy ebaying and will not leave her watch list at this time.

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Date: 4/23/10 0:52 AM

Police have FINALLY made a connection in the recent disappearances of several PR members..

Upon questioning the person known as GL Butterfly, she apparently confessed she knew the missing sewing machine was in a closet..buried under some clothing.. but denied being a psychic. I am just a regular nut she stated..

Investigators have been dispatched to a Seattle home to look for the machine...
This may be the break in the case we needed so badly..said Detective Dodger.. in charge of the case.

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