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seaside sewer Intermediate UNITED KINGDOM Member since 6/23/09 Posts: 280	Login to reply to this post Like this post Date: 1/21/12 6:04 AM INSTALLING HUSBAND!!! A woman writes to the IT Technical support Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, desperate wife Reply DEAR Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.EXE and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1. Please note that out of the house 6.1. is a very bad program that will download the WAPANBALI.EXE (an executable concubines program). Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law.EXE (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7 Good Luck Madam! ------ Multi-lingual [fluent in many machines] Dream like you will live forever, Live like you'll die today Quilting is my passion, but chocolate comes a close second I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand
poorpigling Advanced TX USA Member since 12/28/07 Posts: 10057	Login to reply to this post In reply to seaside sewer Like this post Date: 1/21/12 6:26 AM As always there is new technology today.. since this piece was written a while back. Instead of uninstalling or even messing with Husband l.0 as that might indead lead to having to buy additional software to improve your performance. Keep your present Husband l.0 as its been my experience even trying to change that program only leads to further frustration and is to no avail anyhow. Over time Husband l.0 deteriorates and develops many viruses that can indeed crash your system. So the best thing to do is to keep Husband l.0. but install a new Boyfriend 5.0 as a back up program.
Invisigal Intermediate Member since 11/7/09 Posts: 563	Login to reply to this post In reply to seaside sewer Like this post Date: 1/21/12 6:43 AM Flower and jewelry applications? What are those? That was funny -- thanks for the laughter.
tgm and Kittys   Advanced Beginner WI USA Member since 3/8/10 Posts: 6935	Login to reply to this post In reply to seaside sewer Like this post Date: 1/21/12 6:55 AM That is too funny!!! No mention of the Pleasecooktonight application leading to the bug of extrememessinkitchen . As has been mentioned flowers, jewelry ...??? I miss the occasional stuffed animal that Boyfriend 5.0 would produce & cardfornospecial application of Boyfriend 5.0 .... ------ I am a gal from Kalamazoo.... oh what a gal... smile.... It is in Michigan... la la la ...love that Glen Miller classic! Home of Abigail The Babykins & Lil Mittee kitty >^,,^ Be Still, & Know That I am, God + Please say a prayer for my poor feet. ... + ..one month down .. 6 weeks more to go.. They are healing. Thanks everyone for your prayers. 5/8/13 smile
Miss Fairchild   Advanced USA Member since 8/24/02 Posts: 6985	Login to reply to this post Like this post Date: 1/21/12 7:21 AM You are all a hoot! ------ "We don't impose our rhythm on Nature. The key is to respect and live within Her." Jean-Charles Boisset, Winemaker "And no, now that you asked, I didn't enjoy that play one bit, and I'd like a refund" Signed, Mrs. Lincoln My Etsy shop: auntmaymesattic My blog: auntmaymesattic.wordpress.com Avatar: First place award for jacket at county fair
Learn To Sew   Intermediate WA USA Member since 4/12/05 Posts: 7982	Login to reply to this post In reply to seaside sewer Like this post Date: 1/21/12 8:42 AM It's been a while since I last saw this one. At least they got rid of the one about beer and snoring. While I am familiar with the app for jewerly, I would rather have one that says 'youneedanewsewingmachine" or the newer version "letmebuyyouahighpricedBernina". Now those, I could really use... Learn ------ Quilting is relaxing to me. I love to play with fabrics, patterns and colors. Bernina 630 machine only Pfaff 2036 Babylock Molly Bernina 1200DA serger Unique Sewing Cabinet 450L
seaside sewer Intermediate UNITED KINGDOM Member since 6/23/09 Posts: 280	Login to reply to this post In reply to Learn To Sew Like this post Date: 1/21/12 8:52 AM I think those programmes are reaaly expensive, hard to download, and don't alway run properly ------ Multi-lingual [fluent in many machines] Dream like you will live forever, Live like you'll die today Quilting is my passion, but chocolate comes a close second I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand
JTink Intermediate VA USA Member since 4/20/08 Posts: 4800	Login to reply to this post Like this post Date: 1/21/12 11:04 AM This is too good.
marec   Intermediate OR USA Member since 5/11/08 Posts: 3538	Login to reply to this post Like this post Date: 1/21/12 11:44 AM I really don't want the jewelry app, but would love the "Woodrowdeservestoretirelet'sbuyayounghorseforyou" and the accompanying "youneedtohavetheyounghorseprofessionallytrainedsoyoudon'tbreakanymorebones" program! ------ my blog: http://kf-biblioblog.blogspot.com/ Sewing through my pattern stash-125 completed.
Learn To Sew   Intermediate WA USA Member since 4/12/05 Posts: 7982	Login to reply to this post In reply to marec Like this post Date: 1/21/12 12:07 PM Sounds good. Now, just where can you find this app? ------ Quilting is relaxing to me. I love to play with fabrics, patterns and colors. Bernina 630 machine only Pfaff 2036 Babylock Molly Bernina 1200DA serger Unique Sewing Cabinet 450L

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