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Message Board > Miscellaneous > Old is when ( Moderated by Deepika, EleanorSews, CynthiaSue)

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Date: 1/21/12 8:40 AM

'OLD' IS WHEN....
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs And make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you On your new alligator shoes And you're barefoot..

'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy And your pacemaker opens the garage door.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless Pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN.....
You don't care where your spouse goes, Just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police

'OLD' IS WHEN..
'Getting a little action' Means you don't need to take any fibre today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car In the parking lot.

'OLD'IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up To use the bathroom.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN.....

You are not sure these are jokes

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Date: 1/21/12 8:43 AM

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Date: 1/21/12 10:48 AM

Seaside, thank you for my laugh of the day These are priceless. Little bit scary too, since I can relate to most of them.

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Date: 1/21/12 11:10 AM

My response isn't as pithy as your "Old" jokes, but for me personally, I feel old when I'm watching the cable channels with all the old sitcoms I used to like (like Three's Company, for heaven's sake!) and all the commercials are for Depends, Medicare Supplement Insurance, Reverse Mortgages, Scooters and Walk-In Tubs. Geez, I'm not quite senior YET....stop rushing me!

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Date: 1/21/12 12:12 PM

Even worse is when the actors in the shows are flogging the depends and denture cream.

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Date: 1/21/12 12:51 PM

Yeah, like the one with Henry Winkler where he starts off saying, "Things sure have changed" and I'm like, "You bet! You used to be the Fonz, and now you're a geriatric spokesperson for Reverse Mortgages!" (ditto Robert Wagner)

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Date: 1/21/12 12:53 PM

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Date: 1/21/12 1:04 PM

The Fonz would have NEVER worn those pleated pants that Henry Winkler wears in that commercial. It's downright distressing!

(And the going braless one is my favorite - now if it only worked!)

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Date: 1/21/12 1:45 PM

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January 2009 to January 2010 81 yards out and 71yards in January 2010 to the present 106.7 yards out and 146.5 yards in. January 2011 to the present: 47 yards out and 69 yards in.

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Date: 1/21/12 4:12 PM

Oh-oh. What does it mean when you read a list like this and mentally tick off the boxes?

Nothing good.

I find it extremely odd that I am sleeping with a sixty-year-old man (don't tell my husband) when I am still such a young, dynamite chick.

I, personally, will not be sixty until September.

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