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seaside sewer Intermediate UNITED KINGDOM Member since 2009 Posts: 216	Login to reply to this post Like this post Date: 1/21/12 8:40 AM 'OLD' IS WHEN.... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs And make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!' 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you On your new alligator shoes And you're barefoot.. 'OLD' IS WHEN... A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy And your pacemaker opens the garage door. 'OLD' IS WHEN... Going braless Pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 'OLD' IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, Just as long as you don't have to go along. 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police 'OLD' IS WHEN.. 'Getting a little action' Means you don't need to take any fibre today. 'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car In the parking lot. 'OLD'IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up To use the bathroom. AND 'OLD' IS WHEN..... You are not sure these are jokes ------ Bernina 440QE, 1008, 1150MDA, Brother QC1000, Juki TL98P, Janome Embellisher, Frister and Rossman Cub 7 [known as Kenmore 158 1060] Dream like you will live forever, Live like you'll die today Chocolate is for life, not just for Easter
Learn To Sew   Advanced Beginner WA USA Member since 2005 Posts: 5247	Login to reply to this post In reply to seaside sewer Like this post Date: 1/21/12 8:43 AM ------ I enjoy quilting as it calms my mind Bernina 630 / no embroidery module Pfaff 2036 Babylock Molly Bernina 1200DA serger
JTink Intermediate VA USA Member since 2008 Posts: 4036	Login to reply to this post In reply to seaside sewer Like this post Date: 1/21/12 10:48 AM Seaside, thank you for my laugh of the day These are priceless. Little bit scary too, since I can relate to most of them.
lisalu Advanced Beginner GA USA Member since 2008 Posts: 1265	Login to reply to this post Like this post Date: 1/21/12 11:10 AM My response isn't as pithy as your "Old" jokes, but for me personally, I feel old when I'm watching the cable channels with all the old sitcoms I used to like (like Three's Company, for heaven's sake!) and all the commercials are for Depends, Medicare Supplement Insurance, Reverse Mortgages, Scooters and Walk-In Tubs. Geez, I'm not quite senior YET....stop rushing me!
Michelle T Intermediate BC CANADA Member since 2002 Posts: 3928	Login to reply to this post In reply to lisalu Like this post Date: 1/21/12 12:12 PM Even worse is when the actors in the shows are flogging the depends and denture cream. ------ Proud parent of a Dwight International School Honour Roll Student
lisalu Advanced Beginner GA USA Member since 2008 Posts: 1265	Login to reply to this post In reply to Michelle T Like this post Date: 1/21/12 12:51 PM Yeah, like the one with Henry Winkler where he starts off saying, "Things sure have changed" and I'm like, "You bet! You used to be the Fonz, and now you're a geriatric spokesperson for Reverse Mortgages!" (ditto Robert Wagner)
quiltingwolf Advanced MD USA Member since 2002 Posts: 2864	Login to reply to this post In reply to seaside sewer Like this post Date: 1/21/12 12:53 PM
Karen6790   Advanced PA USA Member since 2006 Posts: 1163	Login to reply to this post Like this post Date: 1/21/12 1:04 PM The Fonz would have NEVER worn those pleated pants that Henry Winkler wears in that commercial. It's downright distressing! (And the going braless one is my favorite - now if it only worked!) ------ Karen There's always room for one more cat, one more book or one more yard of fabric. http://sewingbytheseatofmypants.blogspot.com/
mastdenman   Intermediate CA USA Member since 2004 Posts: 5513	Login to reply to this post Like this post Date: 1/21/12 1:45 PM ------ Marilyn January 2009 to January 2010 81 yards out and 71yards in January 2010 to the present 106.7 yards out and 146.5 yards in. January 2011 to the present: 47 yards out and 69 yards in.
Franksdottir   Advanced Beginner WI USA Member since 2008 Posts: 1501	Login to reply to this post In reply to seaside sewer Like this post Date: 1/21/12 4:12 PM Oh-oh. What does it mean when you read a list like this and mentally tick off the boxes? Nothing good. I find it extremely odd that I am sleeping with a sixty-year-old man (don't tell my husband) when I am still such a young, dynamite chick. I, personally, will not be sixty until September. ------ Barb

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