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*cough* Ahem *clear throat*... A new (mature) sewing project
jynclr   Advanced Beginner TX USA Member since 12/20/11 Posts: 839	Login to reply to this post Like this post Date: 2/16/12 3:12 PM A friend of mine posted a picture of a (*ahem*) male anatomy plushie (*cough*) on her Facebook page. I commented and was joking when I said: "I could probably sew up one of these for ya..in various colors too ‎... and sizes." She caught that and asked if it would be too difficult to do. I said "Actually, no. LOL." Ok, so now I think she really wants me to make her one. I told her I was going to Joann's tomorrow, as I have a coupon that starts tomorrow, and can pick up some fabric if she REALLY REALLY REALLY wants one. We'll see if she says yes. I later on commented by saying... "I suppose I could do a muslin first..." It would be my first on purpose muslin ever. -- Edited on 2/16/12 3:12 PM -- -- Edited on 2/16/12 3:13 PM -- ------ Evelyn: Pfaff Creative Performance Helen V: Babylock Companion BL1550
a7yrstitch   Intermediate TX USA Member since 4/1/08 Posts: 4386	Login to reply to this post In reply to jynclr Like this post Date: 2/16/12 4:09 PM You had better be careful or people will start asking you to make the little pink (can't say the name of the animal here) bottoms in the jar. For some reason my mom and stepdad thought they were just hilarious. This was quite a few years ago. I guess whatever makes people happy, right? They proudly kept the little pink (still can't say the name of the animal) jar of bottoms displayed in the kitchen I hope she doesn't wanted a custom cover to go with that too I know that posting here is going to get me in trouble, I just know it. Some entity over my shoulder is going to give me a time out and send me to a corner I love the clickable smiles, thanks for an excuse to use them. ------ I have no idea what Apple thought I was saying so be a Peach and credit anything bizarre to auto correct.
Franksdottir   Intermediate Member since 4/25/08 Posts: 2401	Login to reply to this post In reply to jynclr Like this post Date: 2/16/12 4:27 PM Ahem indeed. So, what sort of fabric are you going to use? CORDUROY??? (Bad Barbara, go stand in the corner.) And color? I favor beautiful flowers myself. Also, I have only been married to my husband in life so I have no experience with these things, but I am given to understand that these objects come in different, um, well, shapes and sizes. So are you going to use models, or? And if you do make this, WE WANT PICTURES!! ------ Barb
JTink Intermediate VA USA Member since 4/20/08 Posts: 4808	Login to reply to this post In reply to jynclr Like this post Date: 2/16/12 4:55 PM This is just too funny Years ago, my husband use to get the occasional "adult" magazine I saw an ad in one for a knitted "ahem" cozy. I don't know how I did it, but I actually copied it from the picture and made it to "size"...LOL....That Christmas, under the tree, all wrapped in pretty paper, his very own hand knitted "ahem" cozy.
Franksdottir   Intermediate Member since 4/25/08 Posts: 2401	Login to reply to this post In reply to JTink Like this post Date: 2/16/12 5:04 PM How did you explain this to your children??? I am agog. ------ Barb
jynclr   Advanced Beginner TX USA Member since 12/20/11 Posts: 839	Login to reply to this post Like this post Date: 2/16/12 5:10 PM Ok, so I am a little bit embarrassed. Here is EXACTLY what she said: "Would it be hard to make, Jayne?" Several comments and a couple of hours later I FINALLY got it, her double entendre. o_O Dudes and dudettes - I am SO TEMPTED to go ahead and make her a plushie, not tell her and then send it to her with the comment, "See. it's not that hard." Of course, pictures will be forth coming. -- Edited on 2/16/12 5:11 PM -- ------ Evelyn: Pfaff Creative Performance Helen V: Babylock Companion BL1550
jynclr   Advanced Beginner TX USA Member since 12/20/11 Posts: 839	Login to reply to this post In reply to Franksdottir Like this post Date: 2/16/12 5:10 PM Quote: Franksdottir How did you explain this to your children??? I am agog. I don't have children and neither does my friend. -- Edited on 2/16/12 5:10 PM -- ------ Evelyn: Pfaff Creative Performance Helen V: Babylock Companion BL1550
EleanorSews   Advanced MI USA Member since 7/26/07 Posts: 3756 Board Moderator	Login to reply to this post Like this post Date: 2/16/12 5:53 PM The ubiquitous "they" say it is good to laugh out loud daily... This takes care of that... ------ "We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are." Anais Nin "Attitude is the difference between an adventure and an ordeal." unknown
SouthernStitch   Advanced LA USA Member since 8/24/02 Posts: 8178	Login to reply to this post Like this post Date: 2/16/12 6:10 PM One in slinky perhaps? You know, for a good tight fit. Some ruching perhaps? Oh I know - BEDAZZLE IT!! ------ Bernina 730E, 530, and 350PE Singer 221 FW, 403a When life gives you green velvet curtains, make a green velvet dress.
Rosews13   Advanced CA USA Member since 1/17/10 Posts: 1073	Login to reply to this post Like this post Date: 2/16/12 6:15 PM The mental images are making me breathless.

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