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Date: 5/12/12 7:53 PM

"Featherweight...Featherweight...Featherweight...Featherweight...Featherweight..."

It was the Spring sewing machine inventory time again.



"...Featherweight...Featherweight...Furweight...Featherweight..."

Everybody heard the inventory clerk's sudden loud shriek of terror...



...but nobody ever did discover what made the clerk faint dead away.



Speculation ran rife, as it does, with spider-sighting making the top betting.

While the large lump on the back of the head was obviously caused when the clerk fainted straight backwards, the medical staff never did find an explanation for the odd bruise marks on the victims chest.



Nobody knows what happened that day...



...and if they do, they aren't saying.
-- Edited on 5/12/12 7:58 PM --

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Date: 5/12/12 10:06 PM

That is a BEAUTIFUL cat. What's his name? (He could be a her, but he looks like a him.)

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Date: 5/12/12 11:19 PM

A hysterical photo essay! Wonderful!

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Date: 5/13/12 6:21 AM

LOL nice!

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Date: 5/13/12 7:58 AM

That was wonderful! Thanks so much for sharing!

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Date: 5/13/12 10:41 AM


Hah.. he probably fainted away at the site of a Babylock amongst the featherweights.. Probably thought it was an alien machine.

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Date: 5/13/12 12:56 PM

Funny! Thx for this treat, Lynn. :)

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Date: 5/13/12 11:07 PM

Really love it! .... What a wonderful kitty too...

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Date: 5/14/12 10:15 AM

Love it!

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Date: 5/14/12 1:37 PM

Another thanks!

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