Member since 7/13/10
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Date: 8/23/13 6:00 PM
I am usually a very light sleeper, necessarily, because we have a dog with bladder cancer who needs to go out periodically throughout the night. I normally hear her when she gets up, but last night, I was dreaming about Brad Pitt. Now, he's not really my absolute favorite, but I can think of worse men to dream about. But, of all the things I could have been dreaming about doing with Mr. Pitt, I was walking with him and telling him about some really boring book I was reading. He was nodding and pretending to be interested, but clearly I was annoying him.
So, our dog got up, opened the almost closed bedroom door, and relieved herself in the living room. But, the good news is that I cover the floors before bedtime with waterproof pads, and she hit one of them! So it was easy "pee-zy" to clean up. I told my husband that I was dreaming about Brad Pitt, and he said, "Oh, well, I guess that was worth it", but when I told him I was talking about a book, he just laughed, and said, "if I get to dream about a beautiful woman, I'm certainly not going to bend her ear about a book."
Member since 4/1/08
In reply to Bobbinnoli
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Date: 8/24/13 1:13 AM
Best wishes for your dog, Bobbinnolli. I hope she is comfortable.
If we contribute to your stash of waterproof pads will you keep us posted? I haven't had one cabana boy dream so I know Brad Pitt is beyond reach.
Love your husbands's response. We're watching a bit of the old Elvis movie, Easy Come, Easy Go. The hubbie is identifying all the inboard boat motors by sound. He'll be dreaming about something sleek and curvy and about 22 feet long.
I have no idea what Apple thought I was saying so be a Peach and credit anything bizarre to auto correct.