SIGNUP - FREE Membership and 1 FREE Sewing Lesson
| FAQ | Login
 

Forum > Miscellaneous > What not to say about an elderly relative ( Moderated by Deepika, EleanorSews, CynthiaSue)

Please LOGIN or Join PatternReview
Go to Page:
What not to say about an elderly relative
"She's gone now"
tourist
star
tourist  Friend of PR
Intermediate
British Columbia CANADA
Member since 7/23/07
Posts: 6439
Send Message

      
thumbsup 6 members like this.



Date: 9/29/13 6:12 PM

DH and I were at lunch with someone we don't know well and haven't seen for many years. He told the unsuspecting guy, "we usually go to visit my mom after lunch, but she's gone now." This poor person looked quite stricken until I jumped in and said "gone to Las Vegas on a gambling trip with her friends!"

When she gets back I will tell her about how her dear son is spreading rumours of her demise. She will get a kick out of it.

------
http://bgballroom.wordpress.com to follow the progress on my next ballgown.

bestgrammy
star
bestgrammy
Oregon USA
Member since 8/29/06
Posts: 3556
Send Message

      



In reply to tourist <<


Date: 9/29/13 6:24 PM

That's really funny...just can imagine how that guy's face looked.

GlButterfly

GlButterfly
Intermediate
California USA
Member since 8/28/08
Posts: 3247
Send Message

      
thumbsup 4 members like this.



Date: 9/29/13 9:48 PM

We usually talk about the printed word's being confusing. Here is a situation of the spoken word's doing the same. LOL.

This woman doesn't have to report when she returns from Vegas, as "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."

Not quite the same, but here's another one: I had told someone that my step-son had lost his driver's license. Why, what did he do was the response. No, no, his wallet had fallen out of his pocket at a restaurant was his assumption--and he lost his license.

------
That's Gl = for Gloria, not G. I.

tourist
star
tourist  Friend of PR
Intermediate
British Columbia CANADA
Member since 7/23/07
Posts: 6439
Send Message

      



In reply to GlButterfly <<
thumbsup 2 members like this.


Date: 9/30/13 11:23 AM

GL - that is hilarious! My 85 year old MIL, though she had a year or two with memory loss (we never figured out why) has a razor sharp mind when it comes to games of any kind and cards in particular. A couple of years ago she entered a tournament (very low stakes) in Vegas and made it to the last table of ten players out of ten tables. She can (and does) tell us all about her winning hands, what the other players had that beat her and exactly how much money she walked away with. So what happens in Vegas gets told regularly and with gusto around here.

------
http://bgballroom.wordpress.com to follow the progress on my next ballgown.

Maia B
star
Maia B  Friend of PR
Advanced Beginner
Illinois USA
Member since 10/27/10
Posts: 4790
Send Message

      
thumbsup 8 members like this.



Date: 10/5/13 6:21 PM

English is my husband's 4th language, so life is full of miscommunications.

We sorted out "wrapped" vs "raped" and "teeth" vs "teats" early on, but he still gets "passed away" and "passed out" confused.

Thankfully, when he called me at work to tell me our baby "passed away", I knew the babe had the habit of crying until he turned blue and fainted. Nothing worse. Grew out of it.

------
🌸 Plenty of machines, mostly Berninas 🌸

tourist
star
tourist  Friend of PR
Intermediate
British Columbia CANADA
Member since 7/23/07
Posts: 6439
Send Message

      
thumbsup 1 member likes this.



Date: 10/6/13 11:27 AM

Maia - that puts my co-worker's confusion calling her father the "bread maker" in her family when she meant "bread winner" in a whole other category. Glad you knew your DH's language issues well enough to not panic!

------
http://bgballroom.wordpress.com to follow the progress on my next ballgown.

Maia B
star
Maia B  Friend of PR
Advanced Beginner
Illinois USA
Member since 10/27/10
Posts: 4790
Send Message

      



In reply to tourist <<
thumbsup 5 members like this.


Date: 10/6/13 12:15 PM

Yes, and it's contagious. In my house, you don't take a bath or take a shower, you "take a bathtub".

"Having love" and "making sex" mean the same thing, but the latter cracks me up because it sounds like we invented it.

------
🌸 Plenty of machines, mostly Berninas 🌸

tourist
star
tourist  Friend of PR
Intermediate
British Columbia CANADA
Member since 7/23/07
Posts: 6439
Send Message

      



In reply to Maia B <<
thumbsup 2 members like this.


Date: 10/6/13 12:31 PM

My other favourite was a Bulgarian co-worker who worked making cakes when she first came here. They have no long "eeeee" sound, just a short "i" as in bit. When her boss found her counting how many "sheet cakes" she needed to make that day, practicing her English, "one sh*t cake, two sh*t cakes....." she got a little lesson in pronunciation.

------
http://bgballroom.wordpress.com to follow the progress on my next ballgown.

sewsally
star
sewsally  Friend of PR
Intermediate
Washington USA
Member since 8/18/02
Posts: 1347
Send Message

      
thumbsup 1 member likes this.



Date: 10/7/13 1:31 PM

My dear Japanese niece in law says "have a fun". I love that.

poorpigling

poorpigling
Advanced
Texas USA
Member since 12/28/07
Posts: 11070
Send Message

      



In reply to Maia B <<
thumbsup 2 members like this.


Date: 10/7/13 4:00 PM


Nothing a DH ever says makes any sense anyhow.. at least you get a laugh where I just am confused....

Go to Page:
Please LOGIN or Join PatternReview

printable version Printable Version

* Advertising and soliciting is strictly prohibited on PatternReview.com. If you find a post which is not in agreement with our Terms and Conditions, please click on the Report Post button to report it. Miscellaneous >> What not to say about an elderly relative

 
adv. search»
pattern | machine | member
        
Sew a Designer Unlined Jacket
Sew a Designer Unlined Jacket

Register

Sewing with Slippery & Drapey Fabrics
Sewing with Slippery & Drapey Fabrics

Register

Vogue Patterns 1117

photo
by: ManiMayor

Review
Newport Tote

Newport Tote

Buy Now
The City Bag

The City Bag

Buy Now

Conditions of Use | Posting Guidelines | Privacy Policy | Shipping Rates | Returns & Refunds | Contact Us | About | New To PR | Advertising

Copyright © 2014 PatternReview.com® , OSATech, Inc. All rights reserved.