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Its a dirty job.. but somebody has to do it......
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Date: 2/19/12 9:50 AM


Politics is a dirty job.. so who better to run for President this year then poorpigling. who is use to rolling around in the mud..

Now its more than obvious we are hurting for choices this year in candidates to vote for.. so as busy as I am.. and as many machine as I have to sew on.. I have decided I still have a bit of time over coffee in the mornings.. or friday nites when nothing good is on TV to run for the Office Of the President of the United States..

In all fairness to me I tried to get Pinkytoo to run a while back. but she didn't bite. After all she was already on the government payroll.. so it wouldn't have cost the taxpayers that much more to promote her..

It might be a bit late into the season to win the primaries. so of course I will have to rely on your write in votes.. and of course we will have to have a party line. not to mention more pickled okra juice for my campaign workers..

I feel I have the experience needed for this job.. as President of the Panty Review society.. My skills should be put to good use in the Office.. which could quite frankly use a bit of humor in these rough times..

Now.. lets keep our campaign clean.. Lets be cool. So in that endeavor I hereby ask you NOT use the following words/names in this thread.. Republican, democrat.. or any proper name .. my name being quite improper you should have no problems sticking to that game plan. The use of those forbidden words will result in your being hissed, booed, and having your hands slapped by the moderator.. or Mr. Poorpigling himself..

So, that being said..and after careful thinking about this.. and deciding I would rather be president than cook any more meals for Mr. Poorpigling..........

I hereby announce my candidacy for Prez of the USA .. under the Pea Party ticket.

Now we need to get busy .. decide on a VP and cabinet posts members.. and collect monies for the campaign trail of course.

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Date: 2/19/12 10:01 AM

Needless to say.. my campaign promise to all families is a TOL sewing machines in every home..

Now how are we going to pay for those machine ? Well. all housewives know.. one HUGE garage sale outta do it..

I also think we could sell a lot of those cheese sausage balls on the side.

Don't want to leave out those vintage machine lovers.. so I bet we could find enough vintage machines at our garage sale to make those voters happy..

And last if not least.. and I do imagine it will be least of all. A few copies of '' MODS GONE WILD'' should be enough to delete and deplete the deficit..

Not being a whiz at math.. maybe a member here could do the figuring for poorpigling. at 1.99 cents per copy.. just how many copies do we need to print ?

-- Edited on 2/19/12 10:06 AM --

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Date: 2/19/12 10:34 AM


I have to admit I am a bit stumped on who to nominate as my running mate..

But I do think that GL Butterfly should be the new head of the Department of Justice.. she has the most jail time here of all our members .. Of course I will have to pardon her for all her crimes when I become President.


And goes without saying that Judge Franksdottir will be my nominee for the first Supreme Court postition that opens up..

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Date: 2/19/12 10:37 AM


My campaign manager should show up soon.. probably needs more coffee this morning. Who wouldn't at this bit of news..

The price of coffee concerns me greatly.. the country cannot run without coffee.. I think we should have Congress investigate the current pricing of coffee myself.. Have a few committees.. a couple of Senate hearings on it.. that sorta stuff.. Until then.. in order to lower the price. please grow your own coffee in your own back yard.. you can do that easily in your empty coffee tins..

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Date: 2/19/12 10:38 AM

We want our old fabric stores back, when you could buy quality fabric.
we would like the patterns at a cheap price.
we would like a sewing room in the white house.
Um, I'll have to think and add more.

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Ecclesiastes 11:7,8 Nothing on earth is more beautiful than the morning sun. Even if you live to a ripe old age, you should try to enjoy each day, because darkness will come and will last a long time. (CEV)

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Date: 2/19/12 10:46 AM

The White House is now PINK my dear.. stands out better .. lets people know its the official residence of Poorpigling.. Any old house can be white. how boring is that.

Cheaper then 99 cents.. hmmm.. You might put a few people outta business at prices lower than that.

I intend to bring back the fabric factories we once had here in the USA.. Along with the jobs.. then we shall not have to ship the fabric so far away.. and more quality control.. and can have a lot more fabric.. A lot more fabric should mean a lot more fabric stores.. Until then you could try ebay..





I haven't decided to reside within the PINK House on a full time basis yet. all those people in and out might disturb my sewing time.. I think I would be better off staying at the river cottage. More privacy..and I don't have to worry about LynnRowe sneaking in as a ''tourist'' either.


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Date: 2/19/12 11:20 AM

Attorney General? Me? Wow!!!

We will have to think of a strong candidate for V.P. It probably should be a male, to balance the ticket of course.

One thing we should not count on is all the little piggies in this country voting for you. People should vote for a candidate on what he/she stands for, not what species that individual is.

All of us should empty our piggy banks to help run this campaign. By the way piggy banks will no longer be a source of laughter for adults; instead, they will be an object of pride and support for our candidate.

Yay for the red, white and blue--and now pink also!

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Date: 2/19/12 11:39 AM


Attorney General ? I was thinking more of putting you in charge of cleaning up Las Vegas.. seeing as you have a lot of experience there too..

In fact .. you can be in charge of keeping the PINK House clean come to think of it.. Another reason I would not want to reside there.. darn thing is so big.. who would want to dust all that CHINA.

''One thing we should not count on is all the little piggies in this country voting for you. ''

Actually thats EXACTLY what I am counting on. We simply have a LOT of pigs in this country.. Wanting more machines than they could ever use for example.. Also figure I can bring out the farm vote.. The building contractors that are out of work in this housing mess should be put to work building barns everywhere.. We are definitely gonna need one at the PINK House.

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Date: 2/19/12 11:41 AM


I only wish I had a piggie bank here at home.. That is a myth you know.. that a piggie bank has money enough in it to tide you over.
Believe me if you could get money out of a pigs butt.. I would know.. I would also own that PINK Brother machine..

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Date: 2/19/12 11:46 AM


Wow. .two votes already.. three counting me.. Mr. Poorpigling is still on the fence. Probably afraid I won't have time to cook..

But thats three more votes than the other candidates have.

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