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Posted on: 12/8/05 9:27 AM ET
My friend JoAnn sent this to me - makes sense, doesn't it?
Everything Has a Gender. You may not know this but many non-living things
have a gender.
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm
them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons
are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you?
But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
Everything Has a Gender. You may not know this but many non-living things
have a gender.
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm
them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons
are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you?
But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
Posted on: 12/8/05 9:48 AM ET


Gigi, if this weren't so darn true it would be hilariously funny!







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PVA (Pat) "A girl can't have too many scissors!"
If I don't have time to do it right, when will I have time to do it over?
If I don't have time to do it right, when will I have time to do it over?
Posted on: 12/8/05 10:49 AM ET
In reply to Gigi Louis
Gigi - that is so good, I had to pass it on to friends.
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"If you can't afford to buy art, you wear it." - Michael Kors
Stacy
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Posted on: 12/8/05 11:24 AM ET
Thanks for sharing that, Gigi. I'm going to have to pass that along also.
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With a great wardrobe that's still in the flat-fabric stage.
Posted on: 12/8/05 12:09 PM ET
Wonderful. I had to pass on to friends, too.
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Mary Lynn (Who's finally sitting up and taking nourishment)
Design Degree??? I prefer my artistic license
"A woman who works with her hands is a laborer; a woman who works with her hands and her mind is a craftsman; but a woman who works with her hands and her brain and her heart is an artist." (St. Thomas Aquinas, modified)
Design Degree??? I prefer my artistic license
"A woman who works with her hands is a laborer; a woman who works with her hands and her mind is a craftsman; but a woman who works with her hands and her brain and her heart is an artist." (St. Thomas Aquinas, modified)
Posted on: 12/8/05 12:18 PM ET
Too funny! I have to pass this on.
Carol
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Carol
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Currently working on a boys quilt. Sized 40 x 40 inches. It has chickens, chicken eggs, cows, fish, sea life, afield with water, Dachshunds, mini sailboats, and many colorful other fabrics. The blocks are a 4 x 4 finished size, so many of them are needed.
This my 4th quilt in 7 months.
Bernina 630, Bernina embroidery module, Pfaff 2036, Bernina 1200DA serger, Unique Sewing Cabinet 450L
Gardening info: zone 8 standard map and zone 6 Sunset map
This my 4th quilt in 7 months.
Bernina 630, Bernina embroidery module, Pfaff 2036, Bernina 1200DA serger, Unique Sewing Cabinet 450L
Gardening info: zone 8 standard map and zone 6 Sunset map
Posted on: 12/8/05 12:36 PM ET
So true!






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Life would be much easier if I had the source code.
Posted on: 12/8/05 1:04 PM ET
I have to pass this on also. Too funny. Thank you. ;o)
Posted on: 12/8/05 1:58 PM ET
In reply to Gigi Louis
Thanks, I needed a laugh this afternoon!
Posted on: 12/8/05 3:24 PM ET
Yup, I passed this one on to my Canadian friends as well ... coudln't resist!
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